It was the night before Christmas, and all on chain, Bitcoin was soaring, with no hodler in trouble.
The bulls were back, dragging the bears left and right, now six-figure Bitcoin was a daily spectacle.
All the miners were buzzing, hash rates were rising, protecting the network under the winter skies.
Our Lambos were shining, parked under the stars, proof that HODLing beats Shitcoins by a long shot.
El Salvador continued to buy more money for their socks, before dreams of more satellites inevitably came knocking.
ETFs have recovered, their offerings have filled the air, it’s the new era of Bitcoin, Satoshi said.
Our on-chain data, so bright and clear, screamed “HODL until 2025, vast wealth will appear!”
With supply ever tighter and few coins left to sell, it’s the sound of adoption; Bitcoin is doing great.
When such applause went up in the rankings: “A new all-time high! This is our year!”
At the exchanges we flew to, wallets in tow, the institutional FOMO was already starting to show.
Investors wondered if we could do the Supercycle, breaking the system with Michael’s cheap debt.
So who should appear on a gold-decorated sleigh? Who else but Trump with such a bullish and bold plan.
“A strategic reserve!” he proclaimed with a roar, “America’s future is with Bitcoin, I’m sure of it!”
He winked at the bulls as his sleigh took flight, “Merry Christmas to the hodlers, and to the hodlers, a good night!”
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